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Posted: January 23, 2007
To imitate the famous scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What . . . is your quest? To sell the Monty Python: Holy Grail Plush. What . . . is it gonna take to get you nice people to stop reading this silly advertisement and just click the link?Posted: January 22, 2007
Do your dice dwell dangerously? Adrift in your dork domicile? Don't dispair! Dapper, downy duffels for dice do detain dodecahedrons delightfully.Posted: January 21, 2007
Why should the cops go to all the trouble of gathering evidence, doing legwork, traveling from spaceport to spaceport, and generally making themselves sweaty and tired when they could just make you do it? Babylon 5: Bounty Hunter, because the authorities are too busy trying to figure out the "green/purple" thing.Posted: January 20, 2007
Y'know. Many. More than a few. If you wanna know exactly how many, just pick up The Deck of Many Things and count 'em out. Other Things sold separately.Posted: January 19, 2007
Doesn't . . . quite have the same ring. Eh, anyway, Dungeon Crawl Classics #36: Talons of the Horned King sounds pointy, but there's far more to the adventure than talons and horns. There's a big, metal "boat that sails the stars," loads of critters to cleave, and enough techno toys to bring that stupid "game balance" to its bony knees.Posted: January 18, 2007
What do you mean that's not what it's about? It's called Cosmic Wimpout, after all. No? Dice, huh? Um, must be the, erm, cold weather . . . affecting our . . . reception . . . from InfoSat 523. Ahem. This isn't the ad you're looking for.Posted: January 17, 2007
You can't just dump plush, novelty-sized polyhedral dice in a big truck. That is precisely why Toy Vault packages their Fuzzy Dice: Plush Polyhedral 7-Die Set in big, plastic tubes.Posted: January 16, 2007
Uhhhhhn . . . Toast? Nuuuuh . . . Steak? Nuuuuuh . . . Tofu? Nuuuh! Uh? Ah! Mmm . . . Brains!Posted: January 15, 2007
Do You Worship Cthulhu? Then it's okay . . . they're not really your friends. They just think they are. And that means you can toss them into the flames with reckless abandon! Provided they don't lynch you, of course.Posted: January 14, 2007
You'll find none of that hoighty-toighty, self-affirming, circle-of-life "magic" that you supposedly see in a baby's smile or a butterfly's emergence from a chrysalis. No! We're talking about Magic of Glorantha, the sort of magic that utilizes verbs like "engulf" or "sunder" or "transubstantiate." Y'know, cool magic.Posted: January 13, 2007
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and it can do so in comfort and style with the Plush Necronomicon Pillow Book. Part book of terrible secrets that drive people to the edges of sanity, part comfy pillow, this plush version of everyone's favorite blasphemous tomb is sure to start a horrifying conversation or two.Posted: January 12, 2007
GIANTmicrobes has expanded its line of contagiously cute plush, so grab a hazmat suit and have a look at the latest in gigantic itty-bitty life forms.Posted: January 11, 2007
And He did say, "Build Me stuff." And lo, it was good. Until that other omnipotent, omniscient being of untold splendor didst pick a fight unto the Lord. And lo, things didst get kinda . . . messy. And lo, Gheos was played.Posted: January 09, 2007
True20: Liber Artefactorum is not a title to be taken lightly. It's Latin, and when a publisher breaks out the Latin-to-English, you know they have something important to say. And we should know.Posted: January 08, 2007
With great power comes great, big, honkin' fireballs that smite your foolish enemies into tiny, charred bits of ashen dust that you stamp into floor smash bang STOMP! . . . Ahem. Where were we? Oh yes, power! Great power. Eldritch Ass Kicking power.