Warehouse 23 Blog

All Your . . . Naaaaah

Posted: January 07, 2007

Let's just try and escape this advertisement with at least an iota of dignity, shall we? Cardboard Heroes Bases are back once again, with three standalicious flavors: blue, green, and white.

The First Six Weren't That Important

Posted: January 06, 2007

But buddy, wooo, that last one? When The Seventh Seal opened, all hell broke loose. Now there's all manner of devils and demons running around and generally making a mess of things. Still, on the bright side, there's never a dull moment during the Apocalypse.

Warehouse 23 Top Ten

Posted: January 05, 2007

Warehouse 23 has posted an updated Top 10 Page for December. Check it out, and see what all the cool kids are buying . . .

Fantapid

Posted: January 04, 2007

Easily the grandest unity of "stupid" and "fantasy" ever, Stupiduel: Fantasy Expansion is guaranteed by the Secret Masters to make you laugh until your heart explodes.

Pack. Fanny Optional.

Posted: January 03, 2007

Keep your eldritch scrolls and magical artifacts handy with the Call of Cthulhu: Plush Waist Pouch. Because what's a little dignity between geeks, right?

Chicks Dig The Car

Posted: December 30, 2006

Long before BattleMechs came along, humans used the automobile to assert their masculinity. With the Classic BattleTech: Technical Readout - Vehicle Annex, your MechWarriors shouldn't have any trouble finding cars to impress members of the opposite sex. Or finding boats. Or airships. Or exoskeletons. Or . . . well, it just sorta goes on like that for a while . . .

Honor, Secrets, Cheeseburgers

Posted: December 29, 2006

Ninja Burger: The RPG has been under review for some time now, and we are proud to announce it's promotion to 2nd edition. Purchase the book today or your dishonored ancestors will rise of their graves and, with their soul-reaving katana of fiery doom (forged from their shame made manifest), slay you.

In Space No One Can Hear You Overuse A Joke

Posted: December 28, 2006

Tired of being stuck without a map every time your players say "let's turn on the broken, spastic space fold engine?" Need to work out just where the heck everything is in that sci-fi epic you're writing? Got forty bucks to blow and a lot of time on your hands? AstroSynthesis v2.0 is just what you've been looking for.

Epic. And Then Some.

Posted: December 27, 2006

Medieval Europe is neat, right? We've all pretty much agreed on that. But that doesn't mean it couldn't use a little spicing up. A dash of dwarves, a pinch of goblins, a handful of giants . . . Ah! That's better. And that's BattleLore, the hexy wargame of medieval mayhem.

A Dominar Of . . . Plush?

Posted: December 26, 2006

Foul-smelling, back-stabbing, gluttonous, cheating, greedy, selfish, egotistical, and an all around complete frellnik. With qualifications like that, Rygel practically begs to be plushified. And so he has. Join his over 600 billion subjects by purchasing a Farscape: Plush Rygel the XVI today!

Deck The Monsters

Posted: December 25, 2006

It may be a little late for this year, but it's not too early to be the coolest kid on your block next year. The Munchkin Christmas Ornament helps remind us all that if you kill enough dungeon dwelling beasties, you will eventually get what you wanted for Christmas. And isn't dungeon diving what the holiday is really all about?

Can You Dig It?

Posted: December 24, 2006

To make a scientific omelette, you gotta break a few eggs. Well, cadavers, actually. The police think you're merely Graverobbers, but the fools will soon see the true genius of your plan. And then, you will rule dinner theater! Er, I mean the world! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Just Don't Drink The Punch

Posted: December 23, 2006

Normally, cults are to be avoided at all costs. If they can offer you phenomenal cosmic power, however . . . over 50 such organizations await in the pages of RuneQuest: Cults of Glorantha Volume 1.

We Are One

Posted: December 21, 2006

The universe speaks in many languages but only one voice. Unfortunately, all that noise makes understanding the universe tricky at best. Fret not! Babylon 5: Heroes & Aliens will break up all those chatter boxes into stat boxes for both your gaming convenience and your mental health.

Dream Pod Nine Clearance Continues!

Posted: December 20, 2006

Warehouse 23 is currently clearancing all Dream Pod Nine merchandise. So check out the remaining stock, because when it's gone, it's gone.