Warehouse 23 Blog

Chez'n Of Fools

Posted: August 18, 2006

The revolution may not be televised, but that won't stop us from making a card game about it. Chez Guevara may not be compatible with its progenitor Chez Geek, but it's probably for the best. Having that many guns in an apartment is just asking for trouble the next time someone leaves the seat up.

Four Xs Of Fun

Posted: August 17, 2006

Expanding, exploring, exploiting; these are all fine and good. But exterminating? That's where things get interesting. UltraCorps takes that ideal to heart, and now you can too, with the UltraCorps: Alpha Relaunch T-Shirt.

You Will Buy This Book!

Posted: August 16, 2006

Do not shame your ancestors! Purchase the Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook right now! This manual is your key to staying successful (and alive) both in the field and at your franchise. You can also kill a man 17 different ways with it. Buy it now or die like a cowardly dog!

Magical Meetings Make Master Mages Mirthful

Posted: August 15, 2006

In Ars Magica, magic serves a very specific, very important role in the world, and it's obvious to everyone what that role is: impressing your peers. Specifically, impressing the judges at the Ars Magica: Grand Tribunal.

Because It's Hard To Stop For Directions In A Vacuum

Posted: August 14, 2006

Reputable sources claim that space is big. Really big. We recommend you bring a map. Specifically, the GURPS: Interstellar Wars Sector Map Poster. You don't have to, of course, but good luck finding a gas station between here and Tau Ceti.

A Fist Full Of Cards

Posted: August 13, 2006

This town ain't big enough for the two to four of us . . . If you wanna prove that you're the biggest and baddest Cowpoker in town, you'll need more than just guts. You'll need a lot of heavily armed friends. Oh, and cattle. Someone else's cattle, preferably.

Urban Blight Redefined

Posted: August 12, 2006

Sporting a population of 100 million citizens (give or a take a mill') The Great Metropolis is bound to have some sort of adventure for your Etherscope players. And if not, well, you can probably find a really kickin' steam-powered night club.

No Peeking!

Posted: August 11, 2006

No eyes shall penetrate the extremely opaque Exalted Storyteller's Screen. None! And those that try shall be burned from their sockets, as the secrets of the Storyteller are too glorious, too radiant in their perfection for your pitiful mortal peepers!

Cute, In A Fearsome Sort Of Way

Posted: August 10, 2006

Dragons are scary, after all. Or was it scaly . . . oh, whatever! Cover your feet dragon slayer style with the Here Be Monsters: Red Dragon Slippers. It's your way of saying to the world: "I didn't just kill one dragon. I killed two. With my feet."

Pillars Of The Magi

Posted: August 09, 2006

If not for the True Lineages, there would be no Order of Hermes. No Order of Hermes, no Ars Magica. No Ars Magica, no . . . oh, perish the thought! Do yourself a favor and grab a copy of Ars Magica: Houses of Hermes - True Lineages. The alternative is much too dire to consider!

Steam Clean Someone's Clock

Posted: August 08, 2006

Magic? Pah! What is magic, indeed, before the might of a big, honkin', steam-powered Thingie of Ultimate and Terrible Destruction? You can see for yourself in DragonMech: Steam Warriors, but the outcome should be obvious. Of course, it's so big that it doesn't move yet, but we're working out the kinks.

Shirk Responsibility Like A Man

Posted: August 07, 2006

Management Material: Information Technology is the light-hearted game of weaseling out of doing your job. Not that we know anything about that sort of thing. No, sir, not us. We're always hard at work on . . . um, that one thing.

Cardboard You Can Count On

Posted: August 06, 2006

You see, because it's Counter Collection: Untamed Woodlands. Counters. You can . . . count . . . on counters. Ha ha ha? Okay, fine! "For all your tile-based, forest creature needs, look no further than Counter Collection: Untamed Woodlands." Sheesh . . .

Lost And Found And Tossed Around

Posted: August 05, 2006

Even kung-fu-fighting demigods need stuff. Cool stuff. The sort of stuff that uses descriptors such as "ancient," "legendary," and "freakin' sweet." Don't you think it's time you outfitted your Exalted characters with some Wonders of the Lost Age?

Roleplaying The Lamont Sanford Way

Posted: August 04, 2006

Having a little trouble putting together that perfect campaign? Can't quite figure out how to buy skills? Well stop worrying, ya big dummy! GURPS For Dummies is there for your leisurely hours of need.