Warehouse 23 Blog

Stupid Level Playing Field . . .

Posted: October 06, 2007

Wouldn't it be great if you could dispatch all those obnoxious high school bullies with your heat vision? Who hasn't fantasized about using superhuman powers on the Antagonists of the Awkward Age. Well, with Mutants & Masterminds: Hero High, you can! (Note: the bullies can now teleport, hurl boulders, read minds, and so on. So, uh, yeah, you might still be up a creek. Guess you should be more careful what you wish for, huh?)

Witch Head

Posted: October 05, 2007

That head. That one over there. It's . . . look, see that thing? Left of it. It's right there. No, not that head, that head. Yes, there! Well, we see it. Hrm. This must be The Curse of the Witch Head we heard so much about. Huh? "Advanced Adventures?" What are you . . . oh, uh, nevermind.

One Hell Of A Book

Posted: October 04, 2007

Y'see, because it's Rifts: Hades, Pits of Hell. Sure, shake your head. You should have heard the jokes we threw out in favor of that one.

Yet More BattleLore

Posted: October 03, 2007

One expansion is never enough! That's why we're offering two, yes two expansions for the price of two! That's right, if you purchase BattleLore: The Hundred Years' War, you'll also receive an opportunity to purchase a copy of BattleLore: Goblin Marauders! It's a deal too obvious to pass up!

What's Black And White And The Punchline For This Joke?

Posted: October 02, 2007

A Penguin!

The Best Forty Years In Gaming!

Posted: October 01, 2007

Forty years. That's how long Gen Con has been around. That's a lot of time. Time enough for gaming dynasties to rise and fall. Time enough for two whole generations of gamers to pop into existence. Not quite time enough to play a game of Diplomacy. It's a perfect amount of time to write a book about Gen Con called, ever so appropriately, 40 Years of Gen Con.

There Are No Small Parts

Posted: September 30, 2007

Just small microbes. In fact, being microbial sorta means they are, by their very definition, small. The latest batch of GIANTmicrobes are a liiiiittle bit above the can't-see-with-the-naked-eye level, which means they aren't really microbes at all. They just play them on TV. Still, cuter than the real thing, and in this crazy, mixed-up world, isn't that what really matters?

Kuroneko-Sama Is A Small, Black Cat

Posted: September 29, 2007

And the Trigun: Plush Kuroneko, Small is a small, black, plush cat. Art imitating art imitating life. Deep stuff, that.

Coincidence? Read The Book

Posted: September 28, 2007

The first plush, Nightmares: Mothman Plush, is built around an urban legend. The second plush, Posers: Baked Baked Plush, is styled after someone who is most likely to believe, perpetrate, or otherwise "witness firsthand" an urban legend.

Free Worlds. Book'll Cost Ya.

Posted: September 27, 2007

If Classic BattleTech: Handbook - House Marik doesn't provide you with all the information you could ever conceivably want about the Free Worlds League, then . . . well, then you're probably asking a really obnoxious question. Shame on you.

Dial V For . . . Monster?

Posted: September 26, 2007

Now that doesn't really make any sense. Maybe Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual V covers velociraptors and vulpanthropes and veeholders and - oh, is that a five? Oh. Uh, nevermind.

Punch On Demand

Posted: September 25, 2007

Are your bespandexed heroes all statted up with nowhere to go? From a doomed planet far beyond the reach of our yellow sun comes GURPS Supers to the rescue! Or maybe it was bitten by a radioactive manuscript. Or maybe it's a figment of our collective imaginations. Or maybe it's just hoppin' mad at the Nazis. Or maybe - well, let's just say it's generic, universal, and super.

How Now, Foul Cow?

Posted: September 24, 2007

We enjoy milking the Munchkin franchise for all it's worth, so it probably won't come as an udder surprise that we released another expansion. Munchkin Cthulhu 2 - Call of Cowthulhu will beef up your Munchkin Cthulhu decks, so hoof it to our order page, lest you be forced to cow before the haynous barnyard demons of Arkham!

A Lil' Rushed

Posted: September 23, 2007

Exalted: The West is all about boats, the people who ride them, and the wacky, zany, kooky misadventures that plague the seafaring peoples of Creation. Or that's what we got from skimming the back cover, anyway. Kind of a busy day. If the book is actually a chemistry textbook, we humbly apologize.

Kick The Yin Outta Someone's Yang

Posted: September 22, 2007

Not every GURPS session is going to end with a peaceful discussion about flower arrangements over a nice cup of tea. More often than not, it'll be Xragmouar, Dark Savior of the Uncountable Damned Legions from Jersey, and his obvious need for a head-kicking. Enter GURPS Martial Arts.