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Posted: October 21, 2007
While some deities may promise fire and brimstone, you can be certain that the Volcano God will always deliver. In fact, that's kind of the problem. We're all going to be enjoying the sun from under a protective layer of molten rock unless someone runs up (and subsequently jumps into) Tiki Mountain!Posted: October 20, 2007
Yes, "stab." Also, "crush," "blast," and "eviscerate." Wicked Fantasy Factory #0: Temple of Blood doesn't offer these as polite suggestions. Oh no. No, friends, these may as well be commandments from the Gods of Smackdown.Posted: October 19, 2007
China Rails is a game about China, the rails one might build there, and the crayons one will use to form a railroad empire the likes of which will bring the world to its knees, shake the heavens, and unite All That Is under your glorious banner so that you might rule Creation with a colored-wax fist! Or, uh, something like that.Posted: October 18, 2007
Not "evil," like "hey, you jerk, that was the last slice." Rather, we're talking about "Evil," like "hey, you jerk, you just ate my grandmother." That's the sort of evil waiting in Bleeding Edge Adventures: Dark Wings Over Freeport and it needs a good slayin'. Needs. Unless you just really have something against people's grandmas.Posted: October 17, 2007
"Sleepy" rural towns, indeed. Sure, they always seem to pleasant and innocent. At first. Then some megalomaniacal alien hive-mind descends upon the town and makes the hapless denizens sing show tunes from Rodgers and Hammerstein productions. Mutants and Masterminds: A More Perfect Union will let you run helpful simulations of what to do if you take a wrong turn and end up in Stepford. Kinda like a fire drill, only with more baked goods.Posted: October 16, 2007
Gigantic robots don't typically feature prominently in Tolkien-esque high fantasy. Typically. Wicked Fantasy Factory #2: Against the Iron Giant has decided to screw with the metric just a bit.Posted: October 15, 2007
Nine out of ten podiatrists agree that games with umlauts in the title are twice as Cool as their non-umlauted equivalents. Don't believe us? Ask your doctor about Tannhäuser today.Posted: October 14, 2007
That's how we plan to spend our Last Night on Earth. You?Posted: October 13, 2007
Murder has come to Whitechapel! And now, Murder is trying to vacate Whitechapel in short order. Eight investigators search the streets for the killer, unaware that one amongst them is actually Mr. Jack. And it'll stay that way, if you have enough cunning and guile to maneuver the mad murderer through London's dark streets. (Unless you play the investigators. In which case, go hose that scum-sucker!)Posted: October 12, 2007
If you build it, they will cower in terror before your awesome Awesome (AWS-8Q, that is). But you can't just slap any old thing together and call it a 50-foot tall 80-ton Bringer of Fire and Judgement. No, sir! You'll need a plan, and for that you'll need the Classic BattleTech: TechManual.Posted: October 11, 2007
Understanding is a three-edged sword. Your side, our side, and the errata. Fret not, though, for the second edition of Babylon 5: A Call To Arms (along with its good friend Babylon 5: A Call To Arms - Fleet Lists) should clear things up nicely.Posted: October 10, 2007
Never before has so much thought gone into a mindless, furious, blood-crazed slaughter-fest-o-thon. With its teeth that bite, claws that catch, and big honkin' arms that squish, Hordes: Evolution really puts the "war" in "wargame." (Psst! There's also a hardcover version!)Posted: October 09, 2007
Warehouse 23 has posted an updated Top 10 page for July. Check it out, and see what all the cool kids are buying . . .Posted: October 08, 2007
Buy more things! Any things! We're not picky! Like, uh - here! Buy Advanced Adventures: The Red Mausoleum! Buy, buy, buy! Things! Buy them! Wooo! And now back to our website.Posted: October 07, 2007
. . . just get a stepladder! Scion: Demigod is more complex than that, to be sure, but that's really all it comes down to. Cosmically speaking.