Warehouse 23 Blog

Dragon Draggin'

Posted: April 08, 2007

New Year has come and once again the Dragon Parade is making its way through town. Does that mean you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the show? No! It's festival time! That means you get out there and you work! Set up those food and drink booths along the parade's path, lest someone else make off with all those sweet, sweet monies.

Big 'Mechs, Teeny Heroes

Posted: April 07, 2007

There's more to a person than their Piloting and Gunnery stats, and the Classic BattleTech RPG is here to prove it. It may seem safe and familiar sitting in that 30-foot-tall walking weapon of mass destruction, but there are all kinds of other neat things to do in the BattleTech universe. Like, say, running away from 30-foot-tall walking weapons of mass destruction. Quickly.

Short & Sweet

Posted: April 06, 2007

Being a Viking isn't all pillaging and cleaving and generally running amok in northern Europe. There's also a lot of floating about on boats! When it comes to naming a game, however, you can't include everything. After all, what fits better on a box: Fire & Axe or "Fire & Axe & Boat & Beard & Neat Hat?"

Warehouse 23 Top Ten

Posted: April 05, 2007

Warehouse 23 has posted an updated Top 10 page for March. Check it out, and see what all the cool kids are buying . . .

Wood And Sheep Like You've Never Seen Them Before

Posted: April 04, 2007

In card form. What? What were you expecting? We're talking about Settlers of Catan: Catan Card Game. Sheesh, you people . . . Should we even bother mentioning that the game has an "expansion"?

None More Black

Posted: April 03, 2007

We were just looking at The Darkness and we started thinking . . . It's like, how much more black could an RPG be? And the answer is none.

Elves Are Boring

Posted: April 02, 2007

In fact, let's just be honest without ourselves: hominini are boring. Oh sure, they think they're so great, walking upright and having "I-think-therefore-I-am" moments. eco does away with all that tool-using nonsense and replaces it with something much more interesting: grazing . . . Wait, that can't be right . . .

Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe

Posted: April 01, 2007

It's Mythic Vistas: Damnation Decade.

Not Just Power. Pow-Ah!

Posted: March 31, 2007

"Power" is what weak, feeble, and ultimately impotent kings wield. "Pow-ah" is the sole possession of wizards. Dying Earth: Rhialto's Book of Marvels is 128 pages of raw pow-ah just waiting to be tapped. But don't wait too long. Pow-ah hasn't got all day, y'know.

Drawing A Blank . . .

Posted: March 30, 2007

We wanted a particularly clever ad blurb for the Munchkin Cthulhu Blank Cards, but, wow, we've got nothin'. Oh well. Next time, perhaps.

Featured Folio Feeds Fighters' Frenzy For Feasts

Posted: March 29, 2007

If fighters prove anything, it's that feats make the man (or woman (or genderless half-celestial, half-dragon werewolf that was raised by dark elves)). The Book of Unusual Feats, by that logic, can make enough men (or women (or . . . you get the idea)) to field a small army.

Your Helpful Guide To Getting Killed

Posted: March 28, 2007

The Dungeoneer's Field Guide to Hazards is a more marketable title, to be sure, but there is a certain honest charm in the above.

Ride 'Em In, Shoot 'Em Out

Posted: March 27, 2007

Two fists, two guns, and two shots of whiskey are all you need to survive in the Old West. vs. Outlaws is all you need to pretend you're the kind of person that can handle two fists and two guns after two shots of whiskey.

Tuala Or Not Tuala?

Posted: March 26, 2007

Fantasy Hero: Tuala Morn, that is. And if you didn't find that joke funny, please remain where you are. A Retrieval Squad has already been dispatched to take you to your local Processing Center for Humor Realignment. Thank you fnord your cooperation.

Feel Old Yet?

Posted: March 25, 2007

Dork Tower just scored! Wait, or is that twenty . . . Dork Tower just half-scored! Dork Tower: Dork Decade brings together ten years of laughter, tears, and tears of laughter, and it does it with all four wondrous colors!