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Posted: April 23, 2007
Kings never die clean deaths. They always seem to leave large piles of loot and land just lying around. And it's always an abrupt, unexpected departure from the land of mortals. If those idiots would just set up a will before someone poisons the punch, there wouldn't be all these Warrior Knights running around like crazed terriers, snatching up land and generally making a mess of things for the peasantry. "Highness" indeed.Posted: April 22, 2007
When you participate in The Great Space Race, you're not just racing for glory, for fame, for riches. No, you're racing to make sure the Emperor doesn't turn your entire race into a tiny, nondescript cloud of slowly dissipating atoms. So, y'know. No pressure.Posted: April 21, 2007
The Johnsons have a thermonuclear device. Why don't we have a thermonuclear device? In fact, why don't we have two? We can always sell the howitzer to make room. Though if this Escalation! keeps up, we may need to take out a second mortgage . . .Posted: April 20, 2007
One of the crates deep in the warehouse's basement got tired of being downstairs and brought itself to surface level. It opened itself up in the shipping department and something labeled SiegeStones popped out. It's either some sort of game or an alien [TEXT DELETED]. Either way, we're pretty sure it's harmless, so we've decided to sell it. Enjoy!Posted: April 19, 2007
It's a party puzzle game! Ubongo! Race against the clock and against your friends! Ubongo! Collect jewels from the board to win! Ubongo! That's really fun to say! Ubongo! Please help, we can't stop! Ubongo!Posted: April 18, 2007
That's right, no bones here. Just tiny bits of metal you can bend around paper. The Monty Python: Rabbit Stapler sure looks safe enough. Uh, you go first. Please, we insist.Posted: April 17, 2007
The gameosity of Cineplexity is some of the most refininated and enjoyablous we've seenified. Won't you buyinate this excellentious partyrific gameoid? It's a surefireified wayination to livenify your next social gatherification!Posted: April 16, 2007
Okay, not exactly, but Promethean: The Created - Saturnine Night does have big, juicy slabs of information on Prometheans that have a slight sci-fi slant. Ah, the lonely, melancholy life of the free-range clone . . .Posted: April 15, 2007
All too often, careless motorists fail to observe traffic signs. When the dead are walking the earth, this usually isn't much of a concern. Staying alive is kinda at the forefront. Regardless, the design on the Zombie Crossing T-Shirt offers you just one more road hazard to keep in mind. Until the zombie in your back seat eats your mind, anyway.Posted: April 14, 2007
Fair Haven has gotten fairly quiet recently. The cause? Creepy blue mist floating up from the sewer. If your players haven't yet run screaming to the hills at the prospect of a sewer crawl, give Dungeon Crawl Classics #40: The Devil in the Mists a shot. Or find new players. The ones you've got now may have . . . questionable taste.Posted: April 13, 2007
Much like real school, Mutants & Masterminds Beginner's Guide offers new M&M players many opportunities to get beaten up. There's also some stuff about learning or some other junk. Mostly, though? Beatings.Posted: April 12, 2007
If you keep staring into the Abyss like that, something is bound to stare back. In fact, Mage the Awakening: Intruders - Encounters with the Abyss is chock full of stuff that just might reach out and stop you from staring at much of anything. So cut it out, before something cuts it out for you.Posted: April 11, 2007
Don't risk your Dungeon Masterly security on just one DM screen. Dungeon Crawl Classics #39: The Ruins of Castle Churo includes two four-panel screens. When your players breach the first wall, you'll remain safe beyond a second layer of sweet, protective cardboard.Posted: April 10, 2007
When it comes to Jungle Speed, you're one of two things: quick or dead. And by "dead," we mean "stuck with a pile of cards you can't get rid of for love or money." Unless you suffer some kind of horrifying accident while trying to snatch the totem. Then, uh, yeah. Dead dead. Fun game, though!Posted: April 09, 2007
Apples to Apples just got a little less secular. Christian and Jewish gamers now have their own special editions of the popular party pastime: Bible Edition and Jewish Edition. There's also now a British Isles Edition for those of you who worship The Beatles or haggis.