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Fish (With) Sticks
Posted: May 24, 2007
If you're the sort that typically runs standard-fare dungeon crawls, you may be wondering "why do I care about these Off the Wall Armies Fish?" You think you've no use for them. Well, you're wrong. Next time you're running an adventure and some smart aleck starts making with the "ooooo, orcs, I'm so scared" malarkey, whip out these babies. That'll learn 'em.Little Big Cthulhu
Posted: May 23, 2007
Were there a counter on Lovecraft's grave, it would probably have just clicked over to its one-millionth spin. My Little Cthulhu is so terrifyingly cute, so mind-blisteringly saccharine, so soul-crushingly "awwwwww" inspiring that human minds go mad, mad from the merest glimpse of the thing. Which, come to think of it, would probably make ol' H.P. happy. Win-win!We're Not Making Another Stupid Plane Joke
Posted: May 22, 2007
Nope. We're just gonna tell you about the latest batch of Off the Wall Armies Snakes and let it be. Someone has to draw the line, and we don't want any gosh darn plane jokes on our gosh darn advertisements.Mmm, Foamy
Posted: May 21, 2007
When it comes to randomly determining a number, dice do the job splendidly. However, they could use a little work in the visibility department. They're so tiny and hard to read. And Eris help you if they roll under something. Well, no more! To solve all these problems, we present these giant novelty Foam Dice! Giant and novelty? Such a combo cannot be defeated!Come For The Hot Dogs
Posted: May 20, 2007
Stay for the giant, face-eating monsters. Coney Island has long been a site of merriment for hundreds of thousands of tourists. Now, Xcrawl: Coney Island Crawl turns this slice of Americana into a place of thrills, spills, and kills. And bills if you keep throwing fireballs into the attractions like that . . .The Good Guys
Posted: May 19, 2007
More or less. As Good as anyone in this crazy, mixed-up Sphere can be, at any rate. Military specifications, culture, maps, history: Classic BattleTech: Handbook - House Davion has all the little details a BattleTech grognard needs. Needs. Lest they start drooling and twitching from lack of BattleTech.Mothra: The Gross, Ugly Version
Posted: May 18, 2007
Sure, everybody knows that big, buggy, protector-of-the-Earth in her imago stage, but what about her more formative years? Though not as pretty, the Godzilla Origins: Mothra Larva is still a formidable kaiju in her own right.Clash With The Titans
Posted: May 17, 2007
Imbued with the power of a god, the life of a Scion is many things. Boring isn't one of them. Scion: Hero will get you started on the secret war with the biggest meanies that ever were big and mean: the Titans. Mechanical owl sold separately.Deranged Duergar Do Dastardly Deeds!
Posted: May 16, 2007
Devious and deadly, duergar dig in the darkness. Dumb do-gooders dungeon-dive and discover dirty duergar. Do-gooders and duergar duel. Dungeon Crawl Classics #44: Dreaming Caverns of the Duergar, a Dungeons & Dragons document, delivers delightful, deep down dogfights.Shoubu!
Posted: May 15, 2007
There are other ways of resolving our differences besides just running at each other with swords. Legend of the Five Rings: Art of the Duel offers a few alternatives. Like, for example, running at each other with spears. Or running at each other bare-handed. See? Lotsa ways.The Obvious Truth (Unless It's A Lie)
Posted: May 14, 2007
Dungeon Crawl Classics #43: The Curse of the Barrens is, without a doubt, the forty-third book in the Dungeon Crawl Classics line. Unless the cover is lying. That would make us very sad. Awww.Only Available In Kenya
Posted: May 13, 2007
Where can ya see eldritch horrors? Only in Kenya. Yeah, we got horrors and secrets in Kenya. Forget Norway! See the horror Kenya has to offer in Call of Cthulhu: Secrets of Kenya.It's, Like, Full Of Stars, Man
Posted: May 12, 2007
What Orbit lacks in science fact it makes up for in space-bound hot rods, raygun-slinging catgirls, and a supply of guitars great enough to allow for both rock and roll. You don't need no rocket science when you've got style in excess.Interior Decorating Of The Damned
Posted: May 11, 2007
More dangerous than the End Table of Malcontent. More sinister than the Hammock of Blight. Titular item of the latest Descent expansion, The Altar of Despair is truly the greatest threat humankind has ever faced. From furniture.This Deck Is Stacked
Posted: May 10, 2007
When it comes to Munchkin, some people just don't get it. We call these people