Warehouse 23 Blog

The Ball Is Round, The Game Lasts 15 Minutes

Posted: February 15, 2006

Dodgeball. Dismissed by some as a simple game for children, dodgeball is a contest of wills, a test of endurance, and quite possibly the purest form of sport known to the human race. So if you've got the guts to partake in the ultimate battle between you and that other guy, grab your . . . large, rubber spheroids and sign yourself up for World Championship Dodgeball.

The Dice Who Cannot Die

Posted: February 14, 2006

Okay, so maybe they don't carry around a legend of having fought evil for the last 400 years, but they sure are pretty! The Phantom dice from Chessex would certainly make a super addition to any dice collection.

Error: 404

Posted: February 13, 2006

As Shadowrun goes into its fourth edition, things are bound to change. Make sure you'd not plugged in when the entire Matrix suffers a System Failure, chummer. You wouldn't want to get lost on the other side when cyberspace implodes . . . would you?

How About A Nice Game Of Chess?

Posted: February 12, 2006

Believe it or not, the Nuclear War Card Game Special Limited 40th Anniversary Edition does contain a winning move or two. This special edition of the classic game of nuking everybody brings back the fear of nuclear proliferation that we all know and love. Love to make fun of, that is.

Those Cats Really Were Fast As Lightning

Posted: February 11, 2006

At the moment, though, they're passed out on the floor. Kung Fu Fighting will do that to ya. What with all the punching and the kicking and the putting someone's head through a wall and whatnot.

Progress Island, USA

Posted: February 10, 2006

Puerto Rico is more than just a beautiful little island in the Great Antilles. It's the perfect place to start amassing a ridiculous amount of fame and fortune by exploiting the local resources! Erm, but, exploiting them nicely, of course.

We Know Who You Are And We Saw What You Ordered

Posted: February 09, 2006

The Ninja Burger: We Know Where You Live shirt is the kind of truth in advertising you only get from a fast food chain that originated in ancient Japan. Or was it Jersey? We forget.

History Repeats Itself. Again.

Posted: February 08, 2006

Anachronism, the card game of old, dead people beating one another up, has released another pack of antediluvian assailants. Get in at the ground level with the Sainte Jeanne d'Arc vs. William Wallace - 2-Player Starter Game, or supplement your ancient army with any of the new warrior packs.

Shake It Up Baby, Now

Posted: February 07, 2006

Shouting is optional, but twisting is clearly a requirement in Dungeon Twister. Twisting of the maze, twisting of your strategies, twisting of your mind as you try to outwit your twisted opponent as he twists you around his finger. Go on, and work it all out.

Safe. Sane. Sort Of.

Posted: February 06, 2006

As you might have guessed, Let's Kill is not a game about fluffy kittens and happy kings and whimsical sprites that dance along a chocolate river in a lollypop world of candy-cane dreams. No. Let's Kill has about as much in common with sunshine and flowers as nachos have in common with a belt sander.

And Dice Keep On Rollin'

Posted: February 05, 2006

Toy Vault knows exactly what gamers always need more of: weird dice. That's probably why they made the Fuzzy Dice: 6-Sided Plush Die, Purple With Pips, Large and the Fuzzy Dice: 6-Sided Plush Die, Black With Numbers. That, or some unspeakable motive that's so unspeakable that . . . that we simply mustn't speak of it!

Warehouse 23 Top Ten

Posted: February 04, 2006

Check out Warehouse 23's top selling items for January at the Warehouse 23 Top 10 page.

This Time, With Feeling

Posted: February 03, 2006

Not content to have simply one graphic novel's worth of material, Nodwick Chronicles I & II: Haulin' Assets contains two whole Nodwick Chronicles worth of treasure-carrying, monster-slaying, butt-kicking-for-Goodness fun!

See Dork Go

Posted: February 02, 2006

Go, Dork! Go!! Go make wry comments about technology, pointed jokes about fandom, and goofy puns about movies. Go!

Infinite Infinity

Posted: February 01, 2006

The infinite stretches before you like . . . well, like the infinite. It's always been there, this is just the first time you've noticed. You wouldn't think it'd be so hard to miss, it being infinitely big and all. You see- ah, here, just read Mage: The Awakening. They tell it better than we do.